Thursday, March 14, 2013


I've heard things are rough over there lately, so I've got some advice for you:

Think of this as a positive. When you're finally examined and found to be mediocre, at least you'll be able to start your new careers sooner rather than later—because you sure don't have the talent to make it in this one.

Look at this as the kick in the ass you've needed to maybe go back to school or something.

Just keep in mind that unemployment maxes out at around $400 a week in New York State.

Have fun cleaning out your desks, dickheads.