Monday, December 01, 2008


Jeans? Check.

Mustache? Check.

Wife beater? Check.

Workboots? Check.

Cheesy, useless Valeo weightlifting belt? Check.

Cheesy black padded fingerless gloves? Check.

Mullet? Nope. Shaved it bald and tattooed it.

Thirty seconds of pointless arm-swinging? Check.

An hour of dumbbell and preacher curls with five minutes between sets? Check.


Question: Are all these 40-year-old gym dudes the same guy?

It sure as hell seems like it.