Wife beater? Check.
Cheesy, useless Valeo weightlifting belt? Check.
Cheesy black padded fingerless gloves? Check.
Mullet? Nope. Shaved it bald and tattooed it.
Thirty seconds of pointless arm-swinging? Check.
An hour of dumbbell and preacher curls with five minutes between sets? Check.
Question: Are all these 40-year-old gym dudes the same guy?
It sure as hell seems like it.