Blogger Takes Weekend Leave

For the first time since God-knows-when, I’m not working tonight. I’m planning on staying home and using my time for something constructive, like cleaning and then sleeping.

On Thursday, I have football, then dinner at my brother’s, then dessert at the Divorced Guy’s parents’ house, then drinks with the once-a-year locals afterward.

Friday is my birthday.

Saturday and Sunday will be spent watching football and asking people if they’ve “ever played a down in anger” if they question anything I say.

I plan to enjoy myself, and I hope you do, too. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.