I despise Twitter. I wish it didn't exist.
"Just finished lunch with D! Going to spin class ;-)"
Who gives a flying fuck? I've been thinking about starting a Twitter account and giving my own updates to balance things out a little:
"Just ran afoul of a slapdick with no regard for anyone's personal space! Told him to fuck off! ;-)"
"Just beat the bishop! Wish I was that horse! ;-)"
"Just bailed on my plans because I'd rather receive a railroad spike in my eye than hang out with J! ;-)"
"Just ate a bowl of glass with a fork...oh wait...just hung out with A! ;-)"