Friday, October 17, 2008


I despise Twitter. I wish it didn't exist.

"Just finished lunch with D! Going to spin class ;-)"

Who gives a flying fuck? I've been thinking about starting a Twitter account and giving my own updates to balance things out a little:

"Just ran afoul of a slapdick with no regard for anyone's personal space! Told him to fuck off! ;-)"

"Just beat the bishop! Wish I was that horse! ;-)"

"Just bailed on my plans because I'd rather receive a railroad spike in my eye than hang out with J! ;-)"

"Just ate a bowl of glass with a fork...oh wait...just hung out with A! ;-)"