If something is going to take two hours, you should tell me it’s going to take two hours. If you tell me it’s going to take fifteen minutes, and it takes two hours, I’m going to be upset after fifteen minutes. If you tell me it takes two hours, however, I’ll be fine with that because you’ve already told me it was going to take two hours.

Millions of people do this. Most of them are in my family. Dealing with my family gives me the douche chills.