Face Book

I know better than to use the word “gay” as an epithet. Since this is the case, I’ll leave this first paragraph open to interpretation with regard to Facebook.

If you want to see what I’m taking about, “befriend” someone famous – or popular, at least – then watch what happens whenever they leave a status update.

Famous Guy is off to take a dump.

• 16 people like this.
• Go get ‘em, Famous Guy!
• I took a dump the other day and ran out of TP!
• I bet you take the best dumps, Famous Guy!
• Sounds like someone’s got a new book topic!
• You’re an inspiration, Famous Guy!
• wut u read on da bowl, famous guy ?

This is absolutely fascinating.