1. The book is in stores today. I sincerely hope you enjoy it.
2. Yes, I know. My Amazon page has multiple typos on it, and includes a passage from the original proposal that was sent to publishing houses. The passage in question is NOT in the book, and I don't know why it has typos. And yes, I've complained.
3. Yes, I actually do know what to do at my book signing. I am not that much of a fucking moron.
4. You will see pictures of me this week. I have never claimed to be a male model. I am a guy who works in clubs and wrote a book. I don't like being photographed. Cameras dislike me. I dislike them back.
Onward and upward.