Friday, June 06, 2008

For The Record

I didn't ask anyone to write about me, quote me, or put me on TV. All I did was write a blog post on this, a personal blog. Nothing here was "presented as fact," other than the unfortunate reality that the use of Preparation H is widespread among the New York/New Jersey Guido club-going populace.

That people failed to recognize obvious satire - and it was pretty fucking obvious, based on all the emails I've received - and proceeded to blame me for their own failure to get the joke is what's really funny here.

This site may never win a Pulitzer, but at least I know a "slapdick" when I see one.