Overheard at the door of the seasonal...

“Dude, no shorts tonight.”

“Huh?”

“No shorts tonight. I can’t let you in with the shorts.”

“They’re not shorts. They’re Capri pants.”

“Capri pants?”

“Yeah, they’re not supposed to go all the way down.”

“You’re a guy, right?”

* * * * *

“Dude, you gotta take the hat off.”

“Seriously?”

“Yeah, seriously. Also, I think someone must have bumped you on the head.”

“Why?”

“Because the brim of your hat is facing off to the side.”

“Oh, I did that on purpose.”

“Shit. Sorry. I didn’t know. We’re not letting retards in tonight either."

Here's hoping this "Capri" jeans thing doesn't hold past Memorial Day weekend.