NCAA Thoughts

Joakim Noah was abused during the game on Monday, but his team won. He looked and spoke like a talking anus in the interviews after the game. I don't know Joakim Noah personally, but from what I've seen, I wouldn't like him very much. He's the Christian Laettner of the twenty-first century. Like Laettner, he'll be little more than a spare part in the NBA.

Joakim Noah, however, is still a junior in college. When I was his age, I was an asshole, too. I wasn't nearly as tacky, nor did I sport two NCAA Championship rings, but I was an asshole nonetheless.

In ten years, Joakim Noah will understand the problem.