I need a favor...
If anyone can either send me a link to, or a file containing the old NAMBLA answering machine message that's played frequently on the Howard Stern show, I would greatly appreciate it. You know the one -- the creepy pedophile with the Dracula voice who says, "Be brave...be proud..."
I have a friend whose life will not be complete until this bit is heard in its entirety.
Find this for me, and a free autographed copy of my book -- upon publication, of course -- is yours.
Disclaimer: Obviously, I want to castrate and/or decapitate everyone involved with NAMBLA, past and present. The purpose of this is to make a sick friend laugh at a particularly disgusting bit of audio.