Review

Gentlemen*,

I see you've (yet again) used several of my friends in your latest work endeavor.

This is very original thinking on your part. Glad to see you no-talent jerkoffs are still incapable of coming up with anything resembling a good idea on your own. Also happy to see that none of you are capable of making your own connections, and that you still have to copy shit I was doing.

Actually, even if you were capable of an original thought, you wouldn't know how to execute the job professionally anyway.

How any of you are still employed, I haven't the faintest notion. And again, good luck finding work after you get shitcanned for your serial mediocrity. You've yet to produce anything that would convince any potential future employer to hire you, so I'd advise you to either try harder, go back to school, or find a new line of work.

Congrats on another job horribly done!

* A few of you are actually excluded from this. You know who you are.